Pick-O-Mint, That Tasty Wooden Treat

A Christmas card (?) I made for an old friend to acknowledge our mutual, idiotic fascination with the flavored toothpick craze of the 80s. Mint was the inaugural flavor, but the craze continues today with a variety of mouthwatering favorites including, I swear, bacon. So, fellas, if you really want to impress the ladies, go out and get yourselves some food-flavored toothpicks. Because if the sharp stick jutting from your lips doesn't melt her heart, a mouthful of pork stink certainly will. -v