I haven't posted in a while (tight deadlines!) so I'm posting this old gag to quell the rumours of my demise.
Has this gag been done before? I have no doubt.
Has it been done better? Possibly.
But has it been done specifically about the woman who lives in my neighborhood, drives a VW convertible and can't keep her eyes on the road because of the scintillating conversations she's always involved in while driving? Probably not. So here's a friendly little reminder to everyone out there who just has to take that call right now this second -- it can wait.
Life's short. Slow down and enjoy it. And drive safely. -v