Friday, June 5, 2009

Scientific Study Links "Truck Nuts" To Low IQs

Researchers at a leading university have discovered a link between below-average intelligence and the practice of hanging novelty genitals from the trailer hitch of pick-up trucks.

Scientists at Folderol University in Rhode Island studied 1,500 individuals with IQ scores of 90 or lower.  A startling 73% turned out to be drivers of pick-up trucks or SUVs with "truck nuts" hanging below the rear bumper.

Interestingly, almost all participants in the study also shared a preference for television over reading, found humour in watching others get hurt, and used the word "supposebly." -v

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